Dasha Gud e Kochi Bara funny collection



Amake mail kore othoba golper seshe e comments kore janan kar katota bhalo legeche. Kara Kara amar galpo porte porte Bara khecheche eban Kon Kon Boudi, Kakima, Didira amar galpo pore Gude angul diye jhal jhariyeche amake likhun ete ami utsahito hobo eban amar aro s------- E >>>>>>>X kahini apnader likhte parbo. Ekknon apnader amar arek chodar kahini bolbo. Eta holo ami amar ek dur samparker Pisir (aunty) Dasa Gudke ki bhabe amar kochi Laura diye chude khusi korechilam tar kahini. Takhan ami amar ek kakar barite thaktam, porasona kortam. Takhan kakar ek dur somporke bon sekhane elo thakbar janno. Ekhane theke porasona korbe. Ekhankar ekta school e bhorti holo. Kakar bon mane somporke amar pisi amar theke bochor chay sat boro. Kintu amake bollo amake pisi bole dakbi na nam dhore dakbi. Ami bollam keno bollo je na amar lajja kore. Ami bollam thik ache.

Ebar asi tar sarir aar ruper bornona, Purna Jubodi, Bhora gator, bhora buk thele thele uthche je kono cheler mone agun dhorate pare, thasa sorir, uchu pacha uchie jakhan chole, je karo mone hobe shali ke pele pacha fak kore bara guje di. Gator dekhe eban buker size dekhe bujhte perechilam je ye buke already hath poreche. Uhhhh satti satti ei rakam ekjan juboti magi jodi kache thake chinta karun amar obostha kemon. Bara sob somoy tan tan. Pore jante perechilam je age jekhane thakto sekhane karo songe tar kono somporko hochilo jar janno ekhane pathiye diyeche. Bujhlam guder chulkani besh bhaloi ache eban ektu jodi manage korte pari tahole Ei DASA GUDE amar KOCHI BARA dhokate deri lagbena. Jai hok tar songe galpo korte laglam tar aro kacha kachi aste laglam eki classe porar janno pora sona eki sathe kortam eban porte porte bhaloi earki martam. Life Science porar somoy boite chobi dekhe dujone eyarki martam. Chabi dekhiye bolto dekhechis eita hoche tor dhon, amio boltam dekh eiduto toder dudh aar ei je niche dekhchis eta holo tor… boltei amar mukhe chapa diye bollo osobho kothakar boddo berechis. Mone mone boli bar amar bereche naki to dudh aar guder bereche, dudh to bra@ te atkano jachena, mone hoche ei bujhi fete beriye jabe. Uhhhh se disso ami jani dudhe sab samay dheu utche. Ta dekhe to amar bara obostha bujhun. Koto bar je mal felechi ahhhh.

Sei din barite faka chilo dekhi pisi bath room theke ghore dhuklo bhablam jak dekhi dudh aar guder darshan jodi hoi. Janala alto kore fak kore dekhi pisi jama kapor charche, dekhei heart beat bere gelo, midi aar skirt char tei puro kalo bra@ aar panty ahhhhhh ki sundor drisso bole bhujate parbona forsa sarire kalo bra@ chepe bose ache dudh gulo fule fule utheche mone hoi ekhuni bra@ chere beriye porbe. Pisi aste aste nijer panty ta khule fello uhhh puro kalo jangol ghono kalo kalo chule bhorti gud dekha jachena kintu kalo bal dekhe to amar obostha kharap bara puro dariye geche. Dekhi pisi ek ba hath diye nijer ekta mai tipte suru korlo aar ahhhh uhhh sabdo korte laglo, edike dan hath takhaon pisir guder bale bhorti gude chole geche gude ekta angul ditei isssssssss dhukate ber korte laglo, er por duto angul maaaaaa goo issssssss jore jore dhokate laglo, tarpor dekhi tinte angul dhukiye jore jore gud nara che aaar bichanate suye chot fat korche ahhhhaaaa isssssss uiiiiiiiiiiiiiii . Ohhh se ki chatfatani gude angul dhukacche aar pacha tulche aar bichanate felche ei drisho dekte dekh kakhan je amar hath amar barate chole geche kheyal nei, oi dike pisi gude jore jore angul dhukache aar eidike ami jore jore bara narachi pisir gud dekhe. Kichukhan por pisi guder jal chere keliye pore thaklo du paer fak diye mal gulo goriye porche… amio mone mone pisir gud marchi mone kore taratari barar mal fele dilam.

Ei bhabe cholchilo, hathath sobar jaigar asubidar janno thik holo ami aar pisi ek bichanate ghumabo. Ohhh aar pai ki se je ki anando amar mone bojhate parbona. Mone holo eto dine swapno ebar bujhi satti satti hote choleche. Rate khawar por dujone sute gelam pisi ekta nighty pore sulo aar ami half pant pore chilam. Pase suye pisir dike takatei dekhi buk duto eke bare khara hoye paharer moto dariye ache niswas er sathe uthche aar namche pisi dekhe bollo kire haramzada ha kore ki dekhchis ami kichu na bole suye porlam. Ghum ki aar ase, pisi dekhi opas hoye suye porlo. Jotoi amra earki mari kintu satti satti pisir gaye hath debar sahos hochilona, bisal pod ta amar dike kore sue thakte dekhe aar thakte parlam na aste kore hatta pachar dabna te bulate laglam. Ohhhhh satti se ek khandani pacha hath diyei bujhte parlam ki aram…. Pisir kichu reaction na dekhe sahas bere gelo ebar ektu jore jore tipte laglam. Poder cherate aste kore upor theke niche porjonto angul tene dilam pisi dekhi ektu nore abar suye porlo. Ebar ekta hath pisir upor diye pisir peter upore diye joriye suye porlam, kichukhan pore aste aste pete hath bulate thaklam, edike barato dariye giye pisir pode dhakka marte laglo ki korbo pisir pode bara ta chepe dhore aste aste hatha buker dike tulte laglam buker upore ekta mai er upore hath rakhlam dekhi pisir ghum bhanche na. Ektu ektu kore pisir bishal dudhe aste aste kore tipte laglam hathath pisi nore uthlo ami soja hoye suye porlam, pisio abar chit hoye dudh duto khara kore suye porlo. Ami ebar sahos bariye pisir dudher upore hath diye tipte laglam eban pisi mmmmmmmmmm kore matha ta ghuriye nilo, ebar ami aste kore amar pata pisir upore chapiye dilam eban aro kache chole gelam, ebar pisir guder upor pantyr uporthe ke hath bulate laglam pisi ohhh bole pas fire suye porlo ami aar sahos kore egolam na jodi pisir ghum bhenge jai.

Porer din ek bandhu ke ghatana boltei bollo shala tui to lucky eke bare readymade mal bichanate peye gechis. Ami bollam ta bolechils kintu shalike to chudte parlam na. Ghumiye chilo. Badhu bollo ghumiye chilo na chai shali maja nichilo meye der guder upore hath rakhbi aar meye der ghum bhangena eta hoina. Shali suye suye maja niche. Ami bollo o shala ei bapar, ajke to shalir gud merei charbo. Sara din chatfat korte laglam kakhan rat hobe, pisio ajke chal dhal ektu palte geche chala ferar modhe ekta khushi khushi bhab. Ami mone mone bolchi rat hok pisi tomar GUDER chulkani metabo. Rate jatha riti suye porlam pisi bollo kire kalke rate oi rakam amar gaye pa tule diye chili keno. Ami bollam ghumer ghore diye diyechi. Ebar pisi light nibiye suye porlo. Kichukhan pore ami sahas kore pisir pete hath rakhlam, ajke pisi sari pore chilo, sei karone peter kach ta faka chilo, aste aste hath bulate laglam pisir pete, nabir modhy ekta angul diye sursuri dite laglam dekhlam pisi ektu kepe uthlo, bujhlam kaj hoche, ebar sahos kore ekta hath pisir buker upore rakhlam sei bishal mai er upore hath rakhte hath ta pisir niswas er sathe sathe uthche aar namche, aste aste chap barate laglam, uhhhhhhhh jeno akaser chand amar hate eto sundor naram kintu khara mai ki bolbo, apnara jara mai tipechen tara janen, ami uthe bose du hathe dui batabi lebur mato mai tipte laglam edike pisir niswas jore jore porche bujhlam.

Sali aram niche amio ebar pase suye pore ekta mai er bota tipte laglam pisi shhhhhhh kore uthlo ami bujhte parlam magi ke kat kore felechi ebar kheliye tulte parlei guder darja khule jabe. Ebar pisir buker botam gulo khule feltei duto 2 no. Boler mato mai duto amar chokher samne. Ki korlam pisir ekta dudh mukhe diye chuste suru korlam, chustei pisi mmmmm shhhhhhhh kore pas fire amar upore ekta tar bisal jerman gai er moto pa tule diye suye dilo eban mai duto thik amr mukher kache ese porlo duto mai chokher samne konta chere konta khai ? Dutokei chatka te laglam eban chuste laglam. Pisi ebar dekhlam pata sariye thik amar barar upore set kore rakhlo amar dudh chusar tale tale seo amar barar upore chap dite laglo. Bujhlam Sali eke bare kat, bara gude nebar janno eke bare tairi.

Ebar ami aste aste pisir tal peter kache hath bulate laglam baba ekebare tal peter kach theke guder elaka suru hoye geche ghano bale bhorti bujhlam onek din chul kateni, aste aste sayar sari ta khule sariye dilam, eban sayar darita khule fele dilam, jangole hath bulate bulate pisir guder nadite ese porlam issssssss guder obostha khub kharap puro gudta atha atha hoye geche job job korche, uhhh se ki garam garam atha, gude hath ditei bara amar eke bara lafate suru korlo pisi barar upore chap barate laglo. Ami ebar aar deri na kore pisir guder futoge dilam amar duto angul dhukiye. Uhhhhhh ekebare hot chamber e giye porlo hath mone hoche pure jabe,

Pisi aar thakte parlona, amake joriye dhore amar matha dudher modhe chepe dhore kaner kache fis fis kore bollo, ahh shh uhhh shala ki korchis re boka choda, takhan theke amake garam korchis sssssssssssss ekhan gude angul dhukachis bokachoda, boltei pisi nijer blouse khule fele diye amar mukhe ekta dudh guje diye bollo chos boka choda chos bhalo kore chos, onek din keu chose ni, ami bollam ha pisi aaj tomar dud gud sara sarir chuse aram debo bolei pisir dudh chuste laglam arame pisi mmmmmmm kore uthlo . Bolte na boltei pisir amar bara khap kore dhore dekhte laglo. Bollo nare shala bara ta to khasa baniyechis, ami bollam ha pisi ektu sabur karu ei bara diye tomake chude chude swarge niye jabo. Pisi bollo hare shala kuttar bacha pisike chudbi na to kake chudbi. Amake chude kat kara eto soja na onek boro boro suorer bacha ke dekhechi gude bara dhukatei mal fele dei aar tui to shala kon char, toke to ami amar guder modhe dhukiye sil kore debo, ami bollam pisi ami suorer bache na ghorar bacha ekbar gude bara dhukbe to sara jiban gude rekhe debe. Magi tor gud diye bara dhoka bo aar puro gala projonto thap marbore bokachudi magi, dekhbo koto boro chodon khanki tui.

Ebar pisi saya khule fele dilo eban amar pant tao khule fele dilo. Bollo baje katha rekhe kaj kor haram jada. Ami bollam bolna re shali ki korbo. Pisi ebar suye pore du pa fak kore dilo bollo dekhre haram jada tor pisir gud dekh, uh dadara, pisira, boudira ki bolbo tol pet theke poder futo projonto puro kalo kalo bale bhorti, gud dekhai jache na, bollam pisi ki baniyecho eke bare jongol gude dekha jache na. Pisi du pa aro chire dhore bollo khuje ne bolachoda, baje bokisna toke je eibhabe gud khule diyechi tor bhaggo bhalo, ebhabe keu gud khule debe na re bokachoda. Ami kache giye guder hath bulatei pisi arame chokh bando kore nilo. Eban ami gude aste aste duto angul diye narrate thaklam pisi chokh buje thot kamre aram khete laglo arr mmmmmmmm sh shabdo korte laglo, arame pisi du pa aro fak kore dhorlo jate guder modhe angul bhalo kore dhoke, pisi bolte laglo ah de re sona bhalo kore de gudta bhalo kore nariye de. Ebar ami pisir guder bhagankur (clit) e hat ditei pisi hisssssss hisssssssss kore uthlo ore kutta, shala haramiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii okhane hath disna reeeeeeeeeeeeee bolte bolte pisi chat fat korte laglo, ami to maja peye aro besi kore hath dite laglam pisi aar thakte na prere uthe boslo, shala bollam ei rakam korisna guder kot niye khela korisna shala kichutei sunbe na ne shala ebar samla bolei amar chit kore fele diye akar mathe dupase hatu gere bose amar mukher modhe gudta chepe dhore bollo bokachoda shala onek khan dhore gud nara dichili ne ebar chos kutta bolei gudta amar mukhe these dhorlo.. Amar to dam atke jabar obostha oi ghono chule bhaloa jongol, dam nite parchilam ektu thele dhore pachata dule dhore guder modhe dilam jiv chaliye puro ekebare upor the ke niche projonto ekbar chete dilam. Gude jiv portei pisir sarir kepe uthlo bollo chos shale chuse chuse tor pisir guder ras bar kor kuttar moto chos shala, onek din por kono purus manus okhane mukh dilo, de sona bhalo kore ssssssssssssss chuse de de a kutta de.mmmmmmm guder jal khosa.

Amio bollam darana re magi eto besto hochis keno emon chusbo je tor jol khasobo re khanki bole guder futote jiv dhukiye chuste laglam pisir aar thakte na pere amar barar upore jhapiye porlo puro bhari sarir amar gayer upore diye amar barata mukher modhe dhukiye mmmm smmmmm kore chuste laglo mone hoche koto din uposi, amio pisir gud chuschi pisio amar bara chuste laglo, ami pisike bollam pisi aahhh kichus chis re magii to eke bare expert khankider moto, mone hoche ageo onek bara mukhe niyechis re kutti, chuste chuste pisi bollo besi katha na bole gudta bhalo kore chusna re shala, aaaaaaaa mago ohhh maaaa aar parchi na ebar amar hobe ahhhh ahhhh chos chos kutta jore jore chossss mago ooh maaaaaaaaaaa dekho ma jeet tomar meyer gud kibhabe chusche ahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bolei pisi amar mukher modhe tar guder mal fele dilo, ishhhhhhhh ki garam atha atha sab ga guliye uthlo, kintu ekta darun aram lagchilo pisi mukhe gudta these dhore narrate narrate amam khete laglo aar amar bara ta dhore chuste laglo amio aar parlam na pisir mukhe jore jore thap mere mukhe mal fele dilam. Pisi bollo e ki korli re harami mukhe felli, ami bollam keno re shali jakhan amar mukhe tor guder mal felechili takhan kemon legecholo, ne shali barata bhalo kore chete pariskar kore de, pisi santo meyer moto barata chete pariskar kore dilo… bar pore kichu khan dujon dujonke joriye suye porlam.

Pisi bollo.ohhhhhhh jeet satti satti ajke kotodin pore je tui amake je ki aram dili ki bolbo, ohhhhh guder je ki jala toke bojhate parbona uhhh ajke tui amar guder jal khosiye amar gud santo korli sona. Ami bollam pisi amito tomake prothom din thekei bhalobese felechilam tomar sarir dekhe, ei boro boro mai, eto naram sarir chokher samne thakle ki na chude thaka jai. Pisi bollo thik bolechis re amio toke dekhar por theke amar guder chulkani onek bere gechilo. Ma baba ra to aar bujhbe na ei bhora sarir niye ki bhabe ami achi, ora to olpo boyose biye kore maja kore amake janmo dilo aar shala amar biyer samay jato natak. Tao duto cheleke diye koyek bar gud mariye sarir take thanda korchilam, tao mayer sajjo holona, jante pere ekhane pathiye dilo. Nijera to roj choda chudi kore furti korche aar ami ekhane guder jalate chat fat korchi. Ami bollam pisi tumi age koto jonke diye chudiyecho pisi bollo onek bar ei sarir niye na chude thaka jaina. Roj ami gude angul diye gudke chudi. Ami bollam pisi aar chinta nei, ebar angul bhule jao ami to achi, ebar ami amar bara diye tomar dasa gud mere mere tomar guder jala metabo. Pisi amake buke joriye dhore bollo toke jakhan peyechi to aar chinta nei amr ei sarir aaj theke tor jakhan iche hobe toke diye gud mariye nebo ami buke mukh ghoste ghoste bollam porer katha pore hobe ajke to tomake moner suke chude ni, dekhi to tumi kato boro chodan baj magi, onek cheler bara to gude nile ebar amar bara gude niye dekho kemon maja tomar sab bara ke bhule jabe pisi.

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